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Evosplain 

Similar to "mansplain", it is when evolutionists talk down to people who question their reasoning and assumptions. It is also a feckless way to mock creation science.
"We know that our conclusions are true because we have years of research backing us", Tia evosplained.
Evosplain by Creation Cowboy December 22, 2021

eggsplain 

urging someone to explain something utterly confusing, not rooted in fundamental logics.
I am confusion: Why is this Kansas but this is not Arkansas. Eggsplain America! Eggsplain!
eggsplain by The eggsplainer February 2, 2019
Please esplain to me the price?!
esplain by Pizzlej September 2, 2020

Eggsplain 

Another word for "Explain", used for a more comedic effect.
Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."

Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"
Eggsplain by Runescape sword September 9, 2019

Ewesplaining 

Will you just stop ewesplaining it to me
Ewesplaining by Dr pepper June 1, 2018

engspanol 

A tongue-in-cheek mingling of english words with features of the spanish language. Intended to humorously mock english-speakers trying to sound hispanic. Typically consists of adding "el" in front of english words and "a", "e" or "o" at the end.
You can tell when Jim has had too many, he uses engspanol to order el drinkos!
engspanol by WhereWeGo1 April 11, 2021