Edsplain

When Ed finds ways to justify his purchases, decisions, or his past comments in the face of and in complete contradiction of his past assertions.

I still don't know how LinkedIn works. It might as well be Pinterest to me. I think have 1000 requests or something. Can I beat fill in name if I go accept them all? I always thought of LinkedIn as Facebook for hipsters. Too cool for social networking, not too cool for eNetworking.

"I just got Edsplained why he has no friends on LinkedIn"

Edsplain by edsucksandteslasrule January 25, 2022

Edsplain

When specifically Ed Low, who thinks he’s a genius, explains something you already know.

Ed: “So, that’s how you turn on a tap”
Someone: “Ed, stfu we already know, stop edsplaining!”

Edsplain by Skengman69 October 7, 2021

esplain 

Spanish pronunciation for "Explain"

Please esplain to me the price?!

esplain by Pizzlej September 2, 2020

ensplain 

When en explains something really simple in a really complicated way

Stop ensplaining en no one wants to know how seamen is made

ensplain by Shadow-aron December 28, 2021

Edusplaining 

When an educator tries to explain something to you, but your way too smart to listen

Teacher: if you get acid in your eye it will hurt.
You: stop edusplaining to me you monster

Edusplaining by The truth bitch handle it November 15, 2018

emsplaining 

When one chugs liquor straight from the bottle.

“Damn! She really emsplained(past tense of emsplaining) last night, she’s been vomiting for two hours!”

She chugged a quarter bottle of vodka and is severely hung over.

emsplaining by VodkaDrinker777 July 24, 2024