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eggsplain by The eggsplainer February 2, 2019
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Eggsplain
Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."
Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"
Ryo: "Sure."
Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"
Eggsplain by Runescape sword September 9, 2019
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eggplant squatter
One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004
Eggplant Balls
A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day
August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day by shoethousond October 19, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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