eggsplain

urging someone to explain something utterly confusing, not rooted in fundamental logics.

I am confusion: Why is this Kansas but this is not Arkansas. Eggsplain America! Eggsplain!

by The eggsplainer February 02, 2019

eggsplain

An offensive name for a person.

Your such an eggsplain

by Schc07945 March 20, 2018

Eggsplain

Another word for "Explain", used for a more comedic effect.

Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."

Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"

by Runescape sword September 09, 2019

Eggsplaining

Allowing someone to falsely explain something without being corrected so they don't dismiss the correction as mansplaining/misandry/misogyny. Typically seen when 'walking on eggshells' with certain people.

Karen eggsplaining to the manager that she purchased the Craftsman lawnmower from Home Depot and demanding a refund.

by KERMlT January 19, 2023