encry 

butt

EAT MY ENCRY IDIOT

encry by godwomengetter January 14, 2022

Enery 

Something that presents light in a mystifyingly good manner. Pleasing mellow light.

"The enery of the colours on this painting are subtle yet so vivid when one stares at it for long "
"The dawn, the enery... the clarity was never to be misunderstood"

Enery by Vivi_enne June 18, 2020

encyclopedic

having enormous intellectual capability to retain and repeat information

Einstein was wicked smart and had an encyclopedic brain.

encyclopedic by Mark Juras March 10, 2008

Encyclopenis 

The joining of two words; Encyclopedia and Penis.

Means - A person who's a know-it-all and a complete cock. Thinks they have the answers to the universe inside their tiny excuse of a brain. Also think they are above other people because of their smattering of knowledge - hence the "penis".

Guy1: Hey, what size is this supposed to be?

Guy2: Who knows. Ask the Encyclopenis!

Encyclopenis by Kobiashi2 June 27, 2010

Encrapture 

To have such a powerful, agreeable, and often overwhelming emotional effect on a person that it results in the person in question soiling themselves.

To fill a person with delight in a way that forces the subject to fill their pants.

He was encraptured after scoring the team's last minute winning goal so none of his team mates celebrated with him.

Sue was encraptured by Simon, who finally proposed to her after five years.

Encrapture by Finnwalk March 1, 2011

Urban Encyclopedia 

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website

For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Urban Encyclopedia by fduck January 12, 2004

Entry-Level 

A job that an employer posts for recently graduated students. A job that one supposedly can take after graduating, despite the super-low wages. And then, at the bottom of the job description: "3 TO 5 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE REQUIRED", as if they don't see the paradox in that statement.

ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPPORTUNITY: CALLING ALL RECENT GRADS! Pay will be $7 an hour, chance of promotion after 10 years. Requirements: 3 TO 5 YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE IN THIS SPECIFIC FIELD. We will not consider anyone without this experience.

Entry-Level by j_ballin April 14, 2015