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search encrypt 

Search Encrypt is a search engine that doesn't track your information. It avoids the dreaded "filter bubble" effect that is associated with algorithmic websites like Facebook and Google. It uses SSL and AES-256 encryption to offer users perfect forward secrecy.
Person 1: Are you tired of having your Google searches follow you around the web and showing up in your Facebook feed as ads?
Person 2: If you use a private search engine, like Search Encrypt, this won't happen.

search encrypt 

A private search engine that doesn't track its users' information
Person 1: I hate Google following me around the internet with ads everywhere.
Person 2: Use a private search engine, like Search Encrypt!

Encrapture 

To have such a powerful, agreeable, and often overwhelming emotional effect on a person that it results in the person in question soiling themselves.

To fill a person with delight in a way that forces the subject to fill their pants.
He was encraptured after scoring the team's last minute winning goal so none of his team mates celebrated with him.

Sue was encraptured by Simon, who finally proposed to her after five years.
Encrapture by Finnwalk March 1, 2011

encraption 

To use so bad encryption that a bored individual could break it.
Secure messaging software called "Cryptocat" used to have so bad encryption that they started calling it encraption.
encraption by lobbyist August 5, 2013

Encryption 

An algorithm used to scramble data which makes it unreadable to everyone except the recipient. This is often used by e-commerce sites to secure credit card data. Secure sites use encryption.
The eDonkey p2p program is NOT protected with much encryption.
Encryption by Larstait November 11, 2003

encryptment thesis 

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.
The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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