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Written in code so dat only tabloid-creatures can read it.
If yer penmanship sux, just tell yer teacher dat yer handwriting is encryptid.
encryptid by QuacksO July 31, 2024

encraption 

To use so bad encryption that a bored individual could break it.
Secure messaging software called "Cryptocat" used to have so bad encryption that they started calling it encraption.
encraption by lobbyist August 5, 2013

Encryption 

An algorithm used to scramble data which makes it unreadable to everyone except the recipient. This is often used by e-commerce sites to secure credit card data. Secure sites use encryption.
The eDonkey p2p program is NOT protected with much encryption.
Encryption by Larstait November 11, 2003

encryptment thesis 

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.
The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

encraption 

To hide, unlink or obfuscate data in order to protect it.
Are you going to encrypt the bank details with DES?
Nah, I'll just use bit-shifting
Sounds like encraption to me
encraption by trumpetboy December 31, 2007

Rewrite the Encryptions 

South Park's hilarious send-up of bullshit fictional hacking in movies.

Kyle Broflowski can't log onto a message board, but is able to break through the access code by "rewriting the encryptions". He achieves this by typing furiously until the screen reads "Access Granted".
Kyle: Dammit, they've got an access code! I'll rewrite the encryptions!
(types furiously for 5 seconds)
Got it!
(Cartman and Stan look at him incredulously)