enSchmittification

n. The process by which a politician’s surname acquires an indelible vulgar secondary meaning as a consequence of events associated with its bearer.

Resolved: "Schmitt" is the new "Santorum." May the senator enjoy the imminent enSchmittification of his name.

enSchmittification by FunkKeyStuff October 1, 2026

enshittification 

noun. Rendering something that was previously okay or even positive into a steaming pile of shit. verb: to enshittify. past participle: enshittified

Jimmy Carter's decline serves to underline the enshittification of US politics since Reagan.

enshittification by MPgh February 20, 2023

Enshittification 

The process that a company undergoes once it has either become a Monopoly (i.e Google, Microsoft, etc) but still wants to continuously impress/attract investors, so they go as far as to nickle & dime, scrub for any relevant data for potential buyers, and then create inconvenience within the service itself and sell the solution to said inconvenience. just to get as much money from their consumers to make their actual "customers" (the investors) happy.

"Google must've been real busy enshittifying their services as of late. That was 2 back to back unskippable YouTube ads. Time to get an adblocker"
"PlayStation Plus has jumped prices like 5 times this console generation! What the hell they smoking? Enshittification pack?"

Enshittification by turd-ninja May 28, 2024

Enshittification 

The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to

for the users' best interest.

Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.

Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"

Enshittification by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025

Enshittification 

The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to

for the users' best interest.

Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.

Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"

Enshittification by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025

enshittification 

A word first coined by author and journalist Cory Doctorow that describes the process by which thriving online platforms decay as they prioritize profits over user experience.

Ever since that popular social media site started flooding users with ads and reducing features, it’s clearly gone through enshittification.

enshittification by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

ENSHITTIFICATION

Continuing on the path of "everything's fucked and everybody sucks"

Every morning as I rise out of bed, I ponder how much worse the enshittification has gotten since yesterday.

ENSHITTIFICATION by RYTHMICRIOT March 27, 2026