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embarisment

A male who is hot, intelligent, successful, cool, muscular, popular, cocky and admired
"no u r an embarisment to the whole world"
embarisment by embarisment March 30, 2023

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Second-Hand Embarassment 

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

Embarassment 

The way people feel when they realise that they've been spelling embarrassed wrong their whole lives.
He felt embarassment that he had been spelling embarrassed with only one 'r'. Obviously he led an extremely interesting life.
Embarassment by coffeemist November 9, 2009

Second-hand Embarassment 

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

embarrasmentitis 

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.
Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis