name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america
whoopie goldberg is jewish
a traditionally scottish language often spoken by ben and cole
OwL:HOOOOOTKING of scotland(cole):HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hayden
:im a women
Sol:im an emo
Harrison: does any one know the way to mordor?
tom is a FRIENDLESS MIDGET
A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours
Grealis: i have no money, i need food
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.
Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!
*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*
Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby
Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost
Hayden: oh crap...
Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
when you cancer on your vagina
hayden dempster has vaginal cancer