10 definitions by harrrissson robberrrts
chris:YIII 29 days play time
hayden:why the long face?
bram:why the long vagina
tom:why the long wheelchair
everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
hayden:why the long face?
bram:why the long vagina
tom:why the long wheelchair
everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009
Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!
*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*
Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby
Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost
Hayden: oh crap...
Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!
*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*
Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby
Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost
Hayden: oh crap...
Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG
by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009
A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours
Grealis: i have no money, i need food
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
cole:HOOTOT
ben:HOOOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
cole:HOOTOT
ben:HOOOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009