10 definitions by harrrissson robberrrts
sol: i cut my wrists
hayden:i almost lost an arm wrestle with a newborn baby
hayden:btw im a manowomen
hayden:i almost lost an arm wrestle with a newborn baby
hayden:btw im a manowomen
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!
*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*
Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby
Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost
Hayden: oh crap...
Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!
*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*
Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby
Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost
Hayden: oh crap...
Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
cole:HOOTOT
ben:HOOOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
cole:HOOTOT
ben:HOOOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009
tom has no friends
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
Ben: HOOOOT
Cole: HooT!!
OwL:HOOOOOTKING of scotland(cole):HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayden:im a women
Sol:im an emo
Harrison: does any one know the way to mordor?
Cole: HooT!!
OwL:HOOOOOTKING of scotland(cole):HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayden:im a women
Sol:im an emo
Harrison: does any one know the way to mordor?
by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009
name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america
by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours
Grealis: i have no money, i need food
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009