emailatio 

When a person is writing an email to someone and resorts to extreme measures of sucking up. Often found, but not exclusively, in the workplace or within an academic institution, be it to a boss, colleague, or professor.

Man, your buddy is all about the emailatio. He's desperate to get that raise from his boss huh?

Quite performing emailatio to your boss and let's go out and party.

emailatio by Repping T-Dot. April 13, 2008

premature emailulation 

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

premature emailulation by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007

Emoplation 

Noun. A frustrating yet amusing moment when a person of a younger and hipper generation tries to explain to an adult what "emo" is. Usually occurs when two teenagers are having a conversation and a nosy parent is listening in.

Teenager A: HAHAHA you're so emo.
Teenager B: What the hell? No I'm not!
Nosy Parent: What in the world is emo?
Teenager B: Uhoh, looks like we owe her an emoplation.
Teenager A: *starts explaining to the adult what Emo means*

Emoplation by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008

Emagination 

Emagination (noun): 1)Possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) One whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, myspace, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. Active DC++ users definitely have an emagination.

Usage- one with emagination will often analyze the inherent worth of the internet.
I.e: The Internet. “Where the Men are Men. The Women are Men. And the children are talking to this guy ie:BigWilly.”
ex: “If you stumble upon either a cp blog, LOLcats, 4chan, a myspace whore, a facebook slut, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an Emagination.”

Emagination(verb): 1) Manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. Usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “Boobz. Large bo0bsss are Large!” “Spy Cat sees you!”
“I was bored and horny one night, so I stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks' tits.”

Emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “This chick’s complexion reminds me of Kagome’s face when Inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. Zomg Dick is growing. Dick is grown.”

I lost my emagination. Now I am really a nobody.

Emagination by TheWayFarer July 17, 2009

Emailationship 

Continuing interchange seldom resulting in live interaction.

"We've only gone out once in the last eight months, but we have a continuing emailationship."

Emailationship by John F. George December 30, 2008

Emaitional

(Verb) to describe an individual who expresses themselves only via electronic communications.

Individuals of this description tend not to explain their feelings to you on a face-to-face basis, they will see you and maintain composed and polite, then hours later will e-mail you with issues they have about you. When you then confront said individual about their e-mail they will act coy or defensive.

So I saw Janet this morning, and she was cool, smiled, and waved goodbye. Then I get to work and she's emailed me saying I'm this, that and the other. Why not tell me this when she saw me, that girl is too emaitional.

Emaitional by simplez August 7, 2009

self-emmolation 

When your name is Emily and you'd like to set yourself on fire.

Emily is totally in a state of self-emmolation right now.

self-emmolation by noGoodNate September 20, 2018