An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.
"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."
"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."
"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008
Get the othertaskmug. Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.
Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 04, 2013
Get the whiskey cleansemug. A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010
Get the Catmug. She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshakemug. To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.
"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."
"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
Get the semisocializemug. A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.
I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
Get the French blowjob fingermug. A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007
Get the stay-at-homomug.