maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

stay-at-homo

A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.

"Phil works like a machine. He gets a lot of support from John, his stay-at-homo."

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010

derange bouche

An end-of-the-meal amuse bouche. Like an amuse bouche, a derange bouche is not ordered from a menu by patrons but rather served free and according to the chef's selection alone. However, it is served at the end of a large meal, usually long after anyone wants any more food and only because they are delicious - often chocolate or sweets that are practically coercive. The result is a diner happy for a moment but riddled with longer-lasting guilt and discomfort for having overeaten. Often styled as petits fours or mignardises.

Surprisingly the seven course meal was an appropriate amount of food, until that derange bouche put us over the top. Total wasted calories.

That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 11, 2019

manvestite

A tranvestite who isn't fooling anyone.

Look at that manvestite. That is some really half-hearted cross-dressing!

by maxkeepsitreal1 August 30, 2007

aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010