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To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.
"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."
"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
Get the semisocialize mug.To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.
She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008
Get the wachove mug.A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.
I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
Get the pre-sleep mug.She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshake mug.A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.
"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."
"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008
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Get the manvestite mug.The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.
Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
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