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A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.
"Phil works like a machine. He gets a lot of support from John, his stay-at-homo."
by maxkeepsitreal1 November 26, 2007

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the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it
Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 10, 2007

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A person of east Indian ethnic origin with a twin.
Rajiv, we should go hit on those twindians.
by maxkeepsitreal1 August 03, 2008

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A tranvestite who isn't fooling anyone.
Look at that manvestite. That is some really half-hearted cross-dressing!
by maxkeepsitreal1 August 24, 2007

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Lyrics in two songs by the same group or artist with opposite or nearly opposite statements, which taken together suggest a contradiction, inconsistency, or change in outlook.
The following are all examples of songtradictions:

1) A Madonna Songtradiction-
"'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right, 'cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl" - Material Girl
"You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold. Fancy cars that go very fast, you know they never last, no, no." - Express Yourself

2) A U2 Songtradiction:
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel" - Mysterious Ways
"Blessings not just for the ones who kneel, luckily" - City of Blinding Lights

3) A Destiny's Child Songtradiction:
"Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills. Always 50/50 in relationships" - Independent Woman
"Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo'bills? Then maybe we can chill. I don't think you do, so you and me are through" - Bills, Bills, Bills
by maxkeepsitreal1 August 21, 2007

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A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.
I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010

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An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.
"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."

"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008

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