maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

manvestite

A tranvestite who isn't fooling anyone.

Look at that manvestite. That is some really half-hearted cross-dressing!

by maxkeepsitreal1 August 30, 2007

aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010

Ito

Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.

You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!

by maxkeepsitreal1 July 10, 2018

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

wachove

To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.

She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008