maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

stay-at-homo

A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.

"Phil works like a machine. He gets a lot of support from John, his stay-at-homo."

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007

Turkish handshake

An act of anal sex

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010

wachove

To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.

She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010