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An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.
The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
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fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshake mug.To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.
She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008
Get the wachove mug.A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.
I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
Get the pre-sleep mug."Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009
Get the stilltarded mug.Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
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I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
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