The longform of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.
Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim
Sexual attraction towards people based on their chesselo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elke is probably the most patient loving person you will ever meet. Elke changed through time and though it may seem for worse it's only for better, you can hate her and love her at the same time. she's just that type of person. in any argument you will feel like you are wrong just because it is elke. All in all, she is the best person you can ever meet an elke and have any kind of relationship with her, KEEP IT. PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE
Elikem is a fantastic boy all the girls really like.
He is kind, handsome, straightforward and very good in bed.
There is at least one Elikem in Europe, but they are most prevalent in Africa.
If you ever meet one, he will most probably come up to you and give you a hug.
Usually have a large penis.
They are very lovable.
See Eli
"Wow, that guy over there was incredibly handsome and a bit of a joy-spreader.
Must be be an Elikem"