An girl named Emőke is an automatic angel. She's the most sincere, trustworthy person you will ever meet. Emőkes are naturally talented at coding and computing. They have a good set of manipulation and drama skills, but do not use it against anyone innocent. Emőkes live by one simple quote: "Do the wrong thing for the right reason". Emőke is a goddess and the most lovable person you will meet with great 'assets' ;).
"You see that girl over there? She's called Emőke and she's my future wife. Harm her and you die."
Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.