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Emoke
An emoke be the act of hitting both your cart while also hitting your vape. This term was coined in the year 2017, in Oakland, California.
emoke
The term "emoke" derives from the two terms "emo" and "moke" combined together. Simply, an emoke is an emo moke. (origination from Hawaii).
"Ho breh, I went slit my wrist last night and den it went leak out Hawaiian Punch," said the emoke sitting next to me during the luau.
emoke by Diane-Nicole June 11, 2006
Emőke
An girl named Emőke is an automatic angel. She's the most sincere, trustworthy person you will ever meet. Emőkes are naturally talented at coding and computing. They have a good set of manipulation and drama skills, but do not use it against anyone innocent. Emőkes live by one simple quote: "Do the wrong thing for the right reason". Emőke is a goddess and the most lovable person you will meet with great 'assets' ;).
emotenuse
Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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