elf ass 

elf ass is used to describe sweet-but-still-nasty scents/flavors. things that smell/taste like elf ass are sweet, but also have a slight essence of shit. some things that are elf ass are flint stones gummies, artificial grape flavoring, and spraying febreeze in the bathroom after you take a crap.

i have to take these b12 vitamins because of my pernicious anemia, they’re cherry flavored and taste like elf ass.

elf ass by butherbreathislikewoah July 28, 2019

Ass elf 

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

Ass elf by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

Ass Elf 

A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female

An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."

Ass Elf by Daniel poopypantsalot January 9, 2010

Ass elf 

one who follows John Birley

one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass

Ass elf by Otto Octavius March 13, 2004

Ass elf 

One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.

"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."

Ass elf by Jiggly jimmy and the Gang. May 8, 2003

Ass Elf 

A gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.

"With those shoes, I would say he was an ass elf."

Ass Elf by Theoneandonlybigperm January 10, 2012

Ass Elf 

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.

Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.

Ass Elf by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021