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electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves
A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

Electromagnetic candy 

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"

Electromagnetic Bukkake 

Another word for light, often in context with the face.
Aaarrg, why did you turn on the lights? Now I have electromagnetic bukkake in my eyes!

See bukkake.
Electromagnetic Bukkake by pragm4 August 25, 2010

electromagnetic hypersensitivity 

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity
"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."

Electromagnetic Butterflies 

the most powerful butterflies.These butterflies only come once in a lifetime.

Electromaggotism

The invisible force acting on drunk people that causes you to end up at places that you would not intend on going to if you were sober.
Amy: "why the fuck did we go to the Deen last night? We were supposed to go to Bar Open!" Kyle: "We got sucked in by that fucken electromaggotism again."