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Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”
I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

electureudrrrd 

an uncommon synonym for the verb electrocute (past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted — injure or kill someone by electric shock.)

pronounced as elec-ture-oo-drrd
did you hear some guy got electureudrrrd last night?”
“no, what happened?”
electureudrrrd by beomsclues February 9, 2023

electroencephalographically challenged 

an absence of brain-waves/brain-activity.Braindead
person1:This guy is f*cking electroencephalographically challenged...

person2:...what?

steve irwins not dead, hes electroenchephalographically challenged... {we miss u steve :( }

Eleanored 

Are you going to the career fair? No, I decided to eleanored.
Eleanored by Truth!!!!! February 1, 2018

Trust Your Elected Leaders 

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.
Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.