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Elected

To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.
Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!
by Mungo Derrick February 23, 2011
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Elected

a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.
Me:"I just dipped doritos in curry sauce, it's so good."
Paulie: "Elected."
by MarkoGraco May 16, 2011
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election

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009
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election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009
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election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang
Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?
by m_kitsune June 15, 2004
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Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007
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The Elect

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.
"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter
by rorrzo November 15, 2021
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