el chupacabre 

a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.

a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!

el chupacabre by tbeamer October 18, 2010

El Chupacabras 

1)A myth from of Mexico about a creature thats like a vampire in which it attacks farm animals

2)An episode of the X-Files that only exist in re-runs

El Chupacabras by David Gomez August 4, 2003

El Chupacabra 

A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.)

El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.

Person 1: Holy shit look at that! El Chupacabra just banged four in a row! How is that possible!

Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.

El Chupacabra by Tom the Ninja May 6, 2008

El Chupacabras 

a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?

El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.

El Chupacabras by outlast October 14, 2003

Release el chupacabra 

The giant shit taken after eating a large mexican meal.

Dude, I had 2 big burritos for lunch and now it's time to release el chupacabra!

Release el chupacabra by Double D Nice August 18, 2009

El Chupacabras 

Alucard went to mexico and got hungry

"on a night like this i crave for blood... female officer" - Alucard

El Chupacabras by Drakkan Despana March 15, 2004

El Chupacabra de la Frontera

The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.

This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.

Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

El Chupacabra de la Frontera by MST3K I like December 27, 2020