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Ejector seat
The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010
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pushing the ejector button
That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.
So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!
pushing the ejector button by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019
ejector crab
In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.
ejector crab by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017
Ejector Seat
Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.
Ejector Seat by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004
Ejector Treats
The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
Ejector Treats by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015
Human ejector seat
The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Human ejector seat by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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