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einsteining 

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

Einsteincap 

einsteincap (noun) /ein-shtein-kap/
definition: a person who tries -hard- to sound perspicacious/brainy with keen insight and discernement but instead leaves no doubt about their mental handicap.
facebook updates full of einsteincap!
Einsteincap by Chloroforme July 19, 2014

Einsteina 

Very smart female.
Very good friend.
Deep thinker.
Caring, compassionate, attractive, strong.
That girl has beauty and brains, she's such an Einsteina.
Einsteina by bertosgirl February 3, 2010

Einsteinism 

Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
Einsteinism by bchay2508 May 1, 2010

Einsteinium 

Einsteinium is element 99
Einsteinium by Gn Leumassy February 10, 2022

einsteinium 

The word relating to the great Albert Einstein. It describes a person or a group of people who are exceptionally smart and far superior to others. Someone who has einsteinium qualities will live far longer and excel in life.
Why are you so smart?

I'm einsteinium baby!
einsteinium by team einsteinium October 31, 2011