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Einsteinism 

Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
Einsteinism by bchay2508 May 1, 2010
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einsteining 

Being studious, studying, doing homework.
I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

einsteinian 

when someone from yo hood got a big Ass brain, even bigger than Einstein himself
Person 1: Homie that shawty booty fat!

Person 2: You could almost say it's voluptuous.

Person 1: Homie u Einsteinian!!!
einsteinian by bhoneless June 24, 2021

Little Einsteins 

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.
Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh
Little Einsteins by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015

Little Einsteins 

we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it
whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough
Little Einsteins by IzzyBeeotch April 5, 2015

Little Einsteins 

A television show aimed at children and toddlers whose theme song is now being sung by everyone. Severely unfunny. The singing equivalent of twerking.
Guy 1: OH WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN A LITTLE ROCKET SHIP, THROOUGH THE SKIIES, LITTLE EINSTEINS!
Guy 2: I swear to christ, if you sing that one more time I'll send you on a trip in a little rocket ship to the fuckin' sun.
Little Einsteins by Zanaran March 10, 2015

Little Einsteins 

Just the most fucking annoying theme song in the history of the universe. Also the type of song that gets stuck in people's heads, however young or old they may be.
We're going on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
Little Einsteins! ... Shit.
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