egnort

a cuss word i made up that means idiot

jimmy: “what’s Barack Obama’s last name again?”

alex: “omg jimmy don’t be an egnort”

by billy butterboob April 22, 2018

Enorted

A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.

“Woah Ralph did you know there’s a glow stick party tomorrow?”
“Nah Rikeed ooo I’m so enorted”

by Jon Harold the 3rd April 11, 2018

egnore

Ignoring your partner in conversation by fiddling with your smartphone

I went on a date with him and all he did was to egnore me with his fucking Iphone

by Leonard Davich September 24, 2010

enorted

A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.

“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd May 19, 2018

Enort

A word used to classify a group of the littest kiddos who love glow stick parties. Enortion isn’t a simple feeling and surely not everyone can become an enort. Only pullgods can feel this.

“Woah I finally know how it feels to be an enort! IM SO ENORTED!”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 12, 2018

egnarts

a word used to describe something awkward or uncomfortable.
it is said during an awkward silence, similar to the awkward turtle.

Chad: dude i just had to go to my mom's feminists meeting
Roy: whoa, was it egnarts?
Chad: yeah. especially when i told some lady to quit her bitchin'.
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Chums: oh man forgot my lunch at home
Chilo: your face left your lunch at home!
..............awkward silence...................
Alex: egnarts

by hermitman2007 December 24, 2008

Egnostic

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.

I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.

by Zingoleb February 2, 2009