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a cuss word i made up that means idiot
jimmy: “what’s Barack Obama’s last name again?”

alex: “omg jimmy don’t be an egnort”
egnort by billy butterboob April 22, 2018
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A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.
“Woah Ralph did you know there’s a glow stick party tomorrow?”
Nah Rikeed ooo I’m so enorted”
Enorted by Jon Harold the 3rd April 11, 2018
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Ignoring your partner in conversation by fiddling with your smartphone
I went on a date with him and all he did was to egnore me with his fucking Iphone
egnore by Leonard Davich September 24, 2010
A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.
“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
enorted by Jon Harold the 3rd May 19, 2018
A word used to classify a group of the littest kiddos who love glow stick parties. Enortion isn’t a simple feeling and surely not everyone can become an enort. Only pullgods can feel this.
“Woah I finally know how it feels to be an enort! IM SO ENORTED!”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”
Enort by Jon Harold the 3rd June 12, 2018
a word used to describe something awkward or uncomfortable.
it is said during an awkward silence, similar to the awkward turtle.
Chad: dude i just had to go to my mom's feminists meeting
Roy: whoa, was it egnarts?
Chad: yeah. especially when i told some lady to quit her bitchin'.
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Chums: oh man forgot my lunch at home
Chilo: your face left your lunch at home!
..............awkward silence...................
Alex: egnarts
egnarts by hermitman2007 December 24, 2008

Egnostic 

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.
I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.
Egnostic by Zingoleb February 2, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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