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eggnostic
Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.
Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.
eggnostic by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010
eggnostic
eggnostic by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011
eggnostic
The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.
"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."
eggnostic by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011
egonostic
The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.
Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.
Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique
One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...
*Poof* God disappears
One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...
*Poof* God disappears
One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...
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