10 definitions by Jon Harold the 3rd
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018
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“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019
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A word used to classify a group of the littest kiddos who love glow stick parties. Enortion isn’t a simple feeling and surely not everyone can become an enort. Only pullgods can feel this.
“Woah I finally know how it feels to be an enort! IM SO ENORTED!”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 02, 2018
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A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.
by Jon Harold the 3rd March 27, 2018
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A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.
“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
“Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd April 01, 2018
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A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.
“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018
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a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.
“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 15, 2018
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