Egonortic

A person who is so consumed by their own ego that it becomes almost narcotic — addictive, blinding, and lowkey destructive.
They’re not just arrogant, they’re egonortic: obsessed with themselves to the point of being toxic.

I’d revise with her, but she’s too egonortic to admit she doesn’t get the topic

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

eggnostic

Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.

Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.

by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010

eggnoctic

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog

Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.

by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

egonomics

1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.

It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire

by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

eggnostic

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog

Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!

by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

Egnostic

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.

I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.

by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011