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A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.
Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.
Eggsack by Bob January 27, 2004
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eggsmackley 

A word used to put a sarcastic spin, or pompous attitude towards something, sounds like exactly.
Dave: "Wait, so, are you telling me that I learned algebra in high school for nothing?"

Joe: "eggsmackley"
eggsmackley by Joey Jumbotron October 23, 2009

egg sack 

egg sack = exactly
a bit random. people will wonder what you are talking about
can also be said "eggs"
1: FTW!
2: does that mean For The Win?
1: "egg sack"
2: what??
2: eggs!!!
egg sack by ChaKwa January 21, 2011

Eggzacklee

Its not eggzacklee rocket science.....DURRR
Eggzacklee by David Stout January 21, 2007

eggsactly 

when you say exactly but wrongfully.
wow i guess your right”. EGGSACTLY.
eggsactly by manjeetthebomb November 21, 2018

Eggsactually

Mom: When you come home, that would be your activity. Ask someone professional eggsactually how and whats the right thing to do and how to do.
Eggsactually by Mira!!! March 31, 2012

eggsackle 

Scrotum. Origin: one guy on Facebook wrote “eggsackly” instead of exactly, for an unknown reason, in the context of Branson flying to space in 2021. Then another guy misread it as “eggsackle” and now here we are.
Oi! Why is that billionaire spending billions to take a joyride to space? What an eggsackle!
eggsackle by geekrebel July 12, 2021