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A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.
Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.
Eggsack by Bob January 27, 2004
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eggsmackley 

A word used to put a sarcastic spin, or pompous attitude towards something, sounds like exactly.
Dave: "Wait, so, are you telling me that I learned algebra in high school for nothing?"

Joe: "eggsmackley"
eggsmackley by Joey Jumbotron October 23, 2009

egg sack 

egg sack = exactly
a bit random. people will wonder what you are talking about
can also be said "eggs"
1: FTW!
2: does that mean For The Win?
1: "egg sack"
2: what??
2: eggs!!!
egg sack by ChaKwa January 21, 2011

Eggzacklee

Its not eggzacklee rocket science.....DURRR
Eggzacklee by David Stout January 21, 2007

eggsactly 

when you say exactly but wrongfully.
“wow i guess your right”. EGGSACTLY.
eggsactly by manjeetthebomb November 21, 2018

Eggsactually

Mom: When you come home, that would be your activity. Ask someone professional eggsactually how and whats the right thing to do and how to do.
Eggsactually by Mira!!! March 31, 2012

eggsackle 

Scrotum. Origin: one guy on Facebook wrote “eggsackly” instead of exactly, for an unknown reason, in the context of Branson flying to space in 2021. Then another guy misread it as “eggsackle” and now here we are.
Oi! Why is that billionaire spending billions to take a joyride to space? What an eggsackle!
eggsackle by geekrebel July 12, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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