eggsackle

Scrotum. Origin: one guy on Facebook wrote “eggsackly” instead of exactly, for an unknown reason, in the context of Branson flying to space in 2021. Then another guy misread it as “eggsackle” and now here we are.

Oi! Why is that billionaire spending billions to take a joyride to space? What an eggsackle!

eggsackle by geekrebel July 12, 2021

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Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

Eggsack by Bob January 27, 2004

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eggsackle • eggsmackley • Eggszacklee • Eggzacklee • Eggsack • eggsactly • eggsallent • Eggsicle • Eggzackly

eggsmackley

A word used to put a sarcastic spin, or pompous attitude towards something, sounds like exactly.

Dave: "Wait, so, are you telling me that I learned algebra in high school for nothing?"

Joe: "eggsmackley"

eggsmackley by Joey Jumbotron October 23, 2009

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eggsallent

the modified version of the exclaimation 'excellent.' Derived from the habitiually said catch word 'ex..cell...ent; so commonly said among those having a devious or sinical speech pattern (mad, insane, mini, evil scientists or surgeons.) Saying Egg Salad just sounds dumb, but once you start saying it you really can't stop sounding really dumb. So Eggsallent is the resulting accepatable word that can be salvaged out of that compultionary "egg....." with the latter, 'sallent' being just better sounding than salad, and still recognized as maybe being the original Excellent.

Robby had grown sick of hearing his son, Bobby, repeat after his favorite cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist's "Excellent..." response to everything. So Robby asked his son to change it to something a little funnier. So Bobby would say, "egg sallad..." in the same cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist voice. Then soon, Bobby found out that he sounded really dumb and wanted to say excellent again; but the phrase egg-salad had dug itself entirely too deep for Bobby to not blurt out "Egg", no matter the surcumstance. Hence, Bobby's reaction time to his own mistake always leaves the eggs and transforms the salad, to Sallent.

eggsallent by KrispyKreemD March 15, 2005