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Eggrolls 

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.
Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls
Eggrolls by eggrollington May 16, 2018

buttered eggrolls 

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.
Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

butters my eggrolls 

another way of saying "pisses me off"
That girl really butters my eggrolls

Tossing Eggrolls

Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises
Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls

Europeans, Enchiladas, And Eggrolls 

When a White Guy is fucking the guts out of a Mexican Girl and at the same time is being fucked by an Asian Girl from behind.
Europeans, Enchiladas, and Eggrolls: Legal and In Business Since 1964.

butter my eggroll 

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.
Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!
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