portobello dick

an uncircumcised penis

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

fagic magic

gay sex

when two men really love each other they will make fagic magic

by muffinpigeon January 25, 2018

poovert

a person with a poop fetish

I broke up with Chad because I found out he was a poovert.

by muffinpigeon November 19, 2018

butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

sacred spot

a more conservative way to say vagina

If anyone tries to touch my sacred spot they will feel the wrath of the lord

by muffinpigeon September 06, 2017