Definitions by muffinpigeon

poovert 

a person with a poop fetish

I broke up with Chad because I found out he was a poovert.

poovert by muffinpigeon November 19, 2018

fagic magic 

gay sex

when two men really love each other they will make fagic magic

fagic magic by muffinpigeon January 25, 2018

sacred spot 

a more conservative way to say vagina

If anyone tries to touch my sacred spot they will feel the wrath of the lord

sacred spot by muffinpigeon September 6, 2017

portobello dick 

an uncircumcised penis

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.

portobello dick by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

butters my eggrolls 

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

butters my eggrolls by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017