Definitions by BadHeckingBobba

butter my eggroll

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.

Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!