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An eggbean is a person who doesn't have common sense.
That guy over there tried pushing the door even though it says pull, what an eggbean.
Eggbean by TRStrider July 7, 2020
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An amazing drink made from a can of beer, one egg and some sugar (to prevent food poisining of course!)usually made inside a large pimms jug and drunk from wine glasses :)
I drank my surname last night - Eggbeer
Eggbeer by Egglet25 April 8, 2009

Eggbertlicious

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.
Eggbertlicious by Pingwan June 22, 2015

Rusty Eggbeater 

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Rusty Eggbeater by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.

Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.

Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):

Bye mum!

(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
eggbert by notimenomoney May 2, 2010
Idiotic and pedantic. A person who thinks they are right when they are blatantly wrong.
Stanton is a real Eggbeef.
eggbeef by James Wickens July 12, 2006