Eggbeer 

An amazing drink made from a can of beer, one egg and some sugar (to prevent food poisining of course!)usually made inside a large pimms jug and drunk from wine glasses :)

I drank my surname last night - Eggbeer

Eggbeer by Egglet25 April 8, 2009

Eggbertlicious

Deaf in one ear

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.

Eggbertlicious by Pingwan June 22, 2015

eggbert 

Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.

Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".

Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.

Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):

Bye mum!

(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)

eggbert by notimenomoney May 2, 2010

eggbeef 

Idiotic and pedantic. A person who thinks they are right when they are blatantly wrong.

Stanton is a real Eggbeef.

eggbeef by James Wickens July 12, 2006

eggbert 

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

eggbert by robertochaun May 17, 2005

lord-eggbeef 

a person who thinks they're right when they are blatantly wrong.

Alex Amini is constantly acting a fool because he is such a lord-eggbeef.

lord-eggbeef by lord_eggbeef (eggbeef saga) December 9, 2009

eggbert 

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

eggbert by cammywobs November 29, 2006