Eggbean 

An eggbean is a person who doesn't have common sense.

That guy over there tried pushing the door even though it says pull, what an eggbean.

Eggbean by TRStrider July 7, 2020

Eggbean 

Supreme Overlord of Bean Enterprises

Person 1: Dude, did you see that person bench 10000kg?
Person 2: Yeah! They're such an Eggbean

Eggbean by beanpog December 11, 2020

Rusty Eggbeater 

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"

Rusty Eggbeater by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012

egg bean sweet bean 

Egg Bean Sweet Bean (알콩달콩) is a South Korean term for expressing "lovey-dovey" in a much more innocent way. The term often refers to a happy family. In Korean, this is pronounced as ar(egg)-kong(bean)-dar(sweet)-kong(bean).

we are living the egg bean sweet bean life.

egg bean sweet bean by happypup February 19, 2022

eggbang 

A kids game and an Easter tradition in some parts of Europe. Each person picks an egg from a basket. Then they face off one by one by banging each other's eggs. The egg that doesn’t crack is the winner when all is said and done.

Consent is important. The rule is that before banging both parties have to agree to who is the banger and who is the bangee. Then they have to agree if the banging will be performed from the top or the bottom side. It is considered rude to announce that you’ll bang with the bottom side and then turn the top side in the last minute to gain advantage.

“He said let’s first eggbang bottoms and then went top down on me before I could do anything about it. What an ass”

eggbang by Arthur Pewtey April 10, 2020

Egyptian Eggbeater 

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

Egyptian Eggbeater by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

eggbeater 

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo

The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.

eggbeater by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010