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An eggbean is a person who doesn't have common sense.
That guy over there tried pushing the door even though it says pull, what an eggbean.
Eggbean by TRStrider July 7, 2020
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An amazing drink made from a can of beer, one egg and some sugar (to prevent food poisining of course!)usually made inside a large pimms jug and drunk from wine glasses :)
I drank my surname last night - Eggbeer
Eggbeer by Egglet25 April 8, 2009
Idiotic and pedantic. A person who thinks they are right when they are blatantly wrong.
Stanton is a real Eggbeef.
eggbeef by James Wickens July 12, 2006
Supreme Overlord of Bean Enterprises
Person 1: Dude, did you see that person bench 10000kg?
Person 2: Yeah! They're such an Eggbean
Eggbean by beanpog December 11, 2020

lord-eggbeef 

a person who thinks they're right when they are blatantly wrong.
Alex Amini is constantly acting a fool because he is such a lord-eggbeef.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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