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Eggan
The act of freezing an egg for 6-8 hours and shoving it up a males rectum. The man then lets the egg defrost in a careful position while his male partner lays underneath until they receive a mouthful of delicious salmonella.
Hey boo, whats for breakfast?
I froze some eggs lastnight.
Youre the best!, I would love an Eggan Frittata!
I froze some eggs lastnight.
Youre the best!, I would love an Eggan Frittata!
Eggan by FlakyFlounder February 11, 2021
eggnut
noun. sexual slang, 1980s. The sticky mess comprising of menstrual blood ("the egg") and semen ("the nut") which results from intercourse with a girl during her period.
Aleksandra didn't think anyone would want to screw her during her "time of the month", so she was surprised when a john offered to rawdog her anyway. The dirty deed completed, the only thing left for her to do was squat over the crapper and queef the eggnut out of her pussy.
eggnut by GoulashGoose March 12, 2021
Eggnoramus
Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016
Eglantine
A diamond of an individual who is a mystery wrapped in glamour. She will make you wonder how you ever lived without her.
Eglantine is so nice
Egganoid
Person 1: Has your keyboard shipped?
Person 2: No let me check
(1 minute later)
Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again
Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid
Person 2: No let me check
(1 minute later)
Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again
Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid