Definitions by AtmosFear

Egganoid 

Someone who constantly checks their Newegg order status.

Comes from the word: Paranoid

Person 1: Has your keyboard shipped?

Person 2: No let me check

(1 minute later)

Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again

Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid

Egganoid by AtmosFear September 29, 2010