Definitions by vaultimor
Slunch
A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.
"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."
“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”
“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”
shashisesquipedalianism
An author's tendency to find and use the longest and weirdest words in the dictionary by means of android apps and/or google to impress readers and listeners .
Guy 1: What do you think of the words 'Floccinaucinihilipilification" and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", used by Shashi Tharoor while introducing his latest book "The Paradoxical Prime Minister "?
Guy 2: I'd say it's a case of shashisesquipedalianism.
Guy 2: I'd say it's a case of shashisesquipedalianism.
shashisesquipedalianism by vaultimor November 8, 2018
smartphone party
Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
smartphone party by vaultimor March 21, 2017
jerk mag
A magazine used when one is beating off or indulging in self-merrymaking. The term was coined from a website called "thejerkmag.com" which was intentionally named so to fleece people into thinking that it carries pornography while it has nothing to do with porn and hence makes a lot of money from the traffic.
Guy 1: "Yo, what is it that you're reading? You seem a lot quieter..."
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Eggnoramus
Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016