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i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.
pears by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004
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a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound
pears is an emo sliep sliep
pears by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008
A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears
Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?
Pears by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

pears in the cupboard 

That show was very pears in the cupboard

Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.
Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

apple and pears 

rhyming slang for stairs
Celina fell down the apple and pears

Poo Pears 

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs
I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears
Poo Pears by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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