pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

by sharkey lowe August 01, 2008

pear

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang

Pears are the perfect fruit

by Orman November 01, 2016

the pear

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

by alimegz August 10, 2009

pear

THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.

Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy

by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018

pear

a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge

by nielly December 14, 2008

Pear

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

by Chloerosie August 01, 2011