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so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

pears by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

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pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

pears by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008

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Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

Pears by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

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pears in the cupboard

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

pears in the cupboard by Westanwoo July 21, 2021

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Shout out to all the pears

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

Shout out to all the pears by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014

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apple and pears

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

apple and pears by Markhasdrunken May 16, 2006

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Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

Poo Pears by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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