dump

dump, to go have a crap

when in the workplace or home, the expresion for this is "i am going for a dump" on your return, your family or work colleges will ask "how was it?" to which the reply is "perfik".

by christu October 08, 2006

eggan

cockney rhyming slang, egg-an, egg-an spoon, coon, black person

look at that eggan, just fell down the apples and pears.

by christu September 26, 2006

harry heard

harry heard, pronounced ARRY EARD. cockney rhyming slang for turd.

look at that huge harry heard thet some cat/dog/paki has left on the pavement.

by christu September 27, 2006

yank your plank

yank your plank is a british term for wanking

yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank

by christu October 01, 2006

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

by christu September 26, 2006

nig-nog

nig-nog, cockney rhyming slang for wog

look, theres a nig-nog

by christu October 08, 2006

DANGLE BURRY

a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole.
when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it

dammed dangle burrys

by christu October 01, 2006