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noun. sexual slang, 1980s. The sticky mess comprising of menstrual blood ("the egg") and semen ("the nut") which results from intercourse with a girl during her period.
Aleksandra didn't think anyone would want to screw her during her "time of the month", so she was surprised when a john offered to rawdog her anyway. The dirty deed completed, the only thing left for her to do was squat over the crapper and queef the eggnut out of her pussy.
eggnut by GoulashGoose March 12, 2021
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2 eggnuts.. please?
Ely over here .. some eggnuts please.
eggnut by snarpp December 6, 2018
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It's a cocktail drink. The egg part is salt and pepper on tomato based drink, and peanut liquor. Found in NYC at certain bars.
Can i get a eggnut, darling?
how much is your eggnut?
eggnut by snarpp December 6, 2018
Santa: Pass the eggnug
Snoop Dogg: But we gotta bring the presents to the kids
Santa: ok last hit
Eggnug by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

Eggnuzzling 

Fisting so deep you can feel the ovaries.
When I started eggnuzzling Rebecca last night, she came immediately.
Eggnuzzling by BountifulGames June 4, 2018

mr.eggbutt 

look it's mr.eggbutt. OUR GOD
mr.eggbutt by Rain.ass June 14, 2021
Someone who inserts eggs into their rectum and lays them for fun.
Peggy: Have you seen that video of Eggbutt putting an egg in his butt?

Fraser: Yeah bro, sweet as.
Eggbutt by Cumface2.0 September 30, 2018
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