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efogulate 

when a fog machine breaks and just sprays fog juice out of itself
On Saturday night, our fog machine broke and efogulated all over the stage.
efogulate by g15 December 15, 2008
Words you can keep
N/V. To diminish one's femininity, by being more feminine, or by casting her in a more "masculine" light than she would wish.

The feminine version of "emasculate."

Noun, verb: efemulate. adj, efemulating
John Boy, I do believe that women here are angry with you because you efemulate them by being the prettiest diva in the room.

She didn't appreciate the efemulating effect that the chainsaw gave her when polite company was around.

I think grandma felt efemulated that I cooked dinner and then offered to wash the dishes.
efemulate by Professor reZz January 9, 2008

emopulate 

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."
emopulate by gregsan October 9, 2011

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.
The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emokulate 

/iˈmäkyəlit/ adj., n.

e - mok - u - late

1. To be perfect in every way and without flaw; beyond immaculate (adj.)
2. The ultimate, optimal, or maximum result; above the given scale of success (adj.)
3. Proper description of one who looks astounding in a bow-tie (n.)
1. This red velvet cake is so delicious--combined with the creamed cheese icing, it is simply emokulate.

2. Young Sam has performed at emokulate levels on his IQ test. We are considering him for early entry into Havard University, with a full scholarship to Harvard, and then to the business school, school of law, or school of medicine; whichever he prefers.

3. James is definitely an emokulate; that bow-tie defines his exquisite tastes in fine art.
Emokulate by B. Roby October 8, 2011

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.
Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.

ejogulating 

when you ejaculate while running, jogging, or power walking.
Dude, her boyfriend came home when i was banging her and i jumped out the window and started running down the street. I was ejogulating everywhere!
ejogulating by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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