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emopulate 

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."
emopulate by gregsan October 9, 2011

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.
The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emokulate 

/iˈmäkyəlit/ adj., n.

e - mok - u - late

1. To be perfect in every way and without flaw; beyond immaculate (adj.)
2. The ultimate, optimal, or maximum result; above the given scale of success (adj.)
3. Proper description of one who looks astounding in a bow-tie (n.)
1. This red velvet cake is so delicious--combined with the creamed cheese icing, it is simply emokulate.

2. Young Sam has performed at emokulate levels on his IQ test. We are considering him for early entry into Havard University, with a full scholarship to Harvard, and then to the business school, school of law, or school of medicine; whichever he prefers.

3. James is definitely an emokulate; that bow-tie defines his exquisite tastes in fine art.
Emokulate by B. Roby October 8, 2011

embobulate

The excerpt embobulates the need for hope in our society.
Julie embobulated the stereotype of "cheerleader."
embobulate by dearest_gracie November 30, 2015

efogulate 

when a fog machine breaks and just sprays fog juice out of itself
On Saturday night, our fog machine broke and efogulated all over the stage.
efogulate by g15 December 15, 2008

Prematurely Emojulate

The act of accidentally adding emoji's mid-sentence in a text.
"Hey sexy, ho😉w you doin?"
"Did you just prematurely emojulate?"