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Edgenuity
Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.
"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.
Edgenuity by just a tortured student February 6, 2019
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Edgenuity
A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.
Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020
Edwin Elijah Diaz
Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
Edwin Elijah Diaz by AK47 USA November 26, 2018
edgenuity
The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.
edgenuity by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018
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edgenuity by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020
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Pee Calculus
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