edvark

A small boy who is Jewish. Whereas Jewish is being used as an adjective/synonym for stingeness, greed, and generally not alot of fun.

"Wow, he's not going to pay me back, what an edvark."

by Sleek Mouse October 19, 2007

Edvard

Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.

is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.

by slimsuedi October 1, 2019

Edvard

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"

by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011

edmark special

To attempt have sex with a guy or girl but only make it to first base

Me: Yo Kory you get with that girl last night?
Kory: Naw we only made out.
Me: So you hooked her up with the edmark special?
Kory: sadly....

by HSep December 11, 2008

Edvard

Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.

Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?

by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020

Edvardas

Edvardas is a guy who likes to sit on his arse and get paid from tech.
the day he dosent he calls up hannah hes like wats wagwan with my money.

Edvardas is fucked

by Frisky Bubbles November 28, 2020

Edvard

A dumbass who never gets his shit together but cares for others and helps when needed.

Omg is that edvard?
Yeah, but he's ok.

by Ushqjxis September 4, 2017