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A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.

Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
"Did you see that Envark got banned?"

"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
Envark by RedReplicant May 17, 2010
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An environment variable often used in Linux or Windows. Typing out big words like environment variable will inevitably lead to typos.
Your app isn't working because you're missing some things in your envars, specifically PATH and NVM_PATH.
envar by coadr February 18, 2020
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A small boy who is Jewish. Whereas Jewish is being used as an adjective/synonym for stingeness, greed, and generally not alot of fun.
"Wow, he's not going to pay me back, what an edvark."
edvark by Sleek Mouse October 19, 2007

endarkenment 

bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;
Jimmy Fallon: ordering breakfast at Disney World "I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!"
Debbie Downer: "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances."

Jimmy Fallon: "What?"

Debbie Downer: "They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you for the endarkenment."
endarkenment by Shaneeeee! May 8, 2010

Endarkenment 

1. The opposite of Enlightenment; the action or state of attaining or having attained malevolent insight that entraps a person in the eternal void
2. An international cult movement founded by the Prophet Marcus and popularized during the early 2020s
His devoted followers completed the offering ritual ceremony in order to achieve heightened Endarkenment
Endarkenment by Helyuh February 15, 2022

Enmarkment 

The act of leaving a lasting imprint through creative mastery, innovation, and purposeful presence. A journey of distinction that transcends boundaries and resonates globally.
“My culinary journey is driven by purpose, passion, and the pursuit of global enmarkment.”
Enmarkment by Sachit October 1, 2025

Envariable

Did you define the USERNAME envariable? That might be why your app has shit the bed
Envariable by Ca1us March 12, 2026
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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