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Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.
is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.
Edvard by slimsuedi October 1, 2019
Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"
Edvard by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011
Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.
Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?
Edvard by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020

Edvardas 

Edvardas is a guy who likes to sit on his arse and get paid from tech.
the day he dosent he calls up hannah hes like wats wagwan with my money.
Edvardas is fucked
Edvardas by Frisky Bubbles November 28, 2020

edwardtard__ 

a sexy mf
yo that dude is an edwardtard__ u should ask him out
A dumbass who never gets his shit together but cares for others and helps when needed.
Omg is that edvard?
Yeah, but he's ok.
Edvard by Ushqjxis September 4, 2017
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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