ebonix 

When people try to talk black, but in text.

Diz wuz da shiet maaan!
- Ebonix

ebonix by Mononoke208 July 4, 2008

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

ebonic plague 

The growing acceptability of having absolutely no education at all

There seems to be an outbreak of the ebonic plague in here. I can't understand a damn word these idiots are babbling

ebonic plague by sideshow July 15, 2003

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.

Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Hick Ebonics 

People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.

Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."

Hick Ebonics by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011

Ebonie 

Smart, successful, go getter , top 100 woman to make in any field, classy, wife and mother material, loves family and friends, kindhearted

Ebonie is a sweet person and so down to earth ! I am glad I am friends with ebonie. My wife Ebonie take good care of me and the kids.

Ebonie by Skylit December 19, 2016

Eboni 

A person of supreme skill and beauty

Eboni by ArticleX August 9, 2003