easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

easterbating by stackattack May 12, 2011

Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

Easterbating by Big David March 17, 2008

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

rasterbating 

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

rasterbating by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012