earso 

Earso is a very good name to call a person that is very pretty and gets all the guys without even trying . This also means not thinking before doing dumb crud.

She is such an earso

earso by TSedgfcbvcghhgnvjvhgjg June 6, 2020

mocha ears 

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.

If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.

mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022

earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

two new ears by the comand'r February 24, 2019